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TheShrike

Age/Gender: 29, Male
Location: DC Metro
Job: Loitering

Everyone thinks I'm a liar! Weeell I'm a lot of things, I'm an astronaut, I'm a basketball player...... I'm the President of the Universe with a 14 inch cock, but I'm not a liar.

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All Audio Reviews

9 Reviews | 4 w/ Responses

Score: 9
Little Black Cat

"Not bad"

submission: Little Black Cat
date: April 11, 2005

But it doesn't have any real flow to it... Kind of an odd complaint for somethings so ambiguously categorized as 'ambient'. It shows promise.

Author's Response:

Well, with the background ambience and the constant soft beat and the phasing synth, I thought ambient was the best category for it. They need more categories here! Thank you for your review!

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Score: 9
Voodoo Woman Stole My Penis

"Another FUNKing hit"

date: November 8, 2004

Awesome. It could use a couple more jokes. Good shit, though.

Author's Response:

Yeah, I always think of the good lines AFTER I record. Then I'm always too lazy to remix with the new words. However, I may be re-doing a full version of Liberate the Cheese soon. Maybe. It could happen.

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Score: 9
Newgrounds, I Hit 'Em Up!

"Word Up"

date: October 6, 2004

Fo Rizzle

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Score: 10
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"AWESOME"

date: August 26, 2004

It's not LtC, but it's finger-lickin' good.

Or something.

Author's Response:

I'm about six feet away from recording "I wanna lick DirtySyko's ass" right now. All I need is to get my hands on a decent mandolin on friday when noone's home...

(singing a song about licking a man's ass is a very private and sensitive moment, obviously)

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Score: 8
Ginger Bread Man

"This is the gayest song in the AP."

submission: Ginger Bread Man
date: August 23, 2004

I mean... I don't know what else to say. It's just gay.

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Score: 9
Legend of Zelda Techno Mix

"Catchy"

date: May 17, 2004

And probably useful for a flash movie. Good work.

Author's Response:

if you wanna use it, it's yours

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Score: 7
The Haunted House

"Not bad."

submission: The Haunted House
date: May 17, 2004

Midi, yes?

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Score: 9
Liberate the Cheese (beta)

"I CAN HEAR!"

date: August 29, 2003

Thank to the efforts of liljim, I can now hear this gem.
Thank you jim, thank you funk!

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Score: 8
DOMINION trance metal

"Nice"

date: June 18, 2003

But it clips at the end, and that kinda ruined the experience for me.

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