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Everyone thinks I'm a liar! Weeell I'm a lot of things: I'm an astronaut, I'm a basketball player...... I'm the President of the Universe with a 14 inch cock, but I'm not a liar.

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Posted by TheShrike - April 29th, 2013


I fell in a hole.

Sorry about that.


Posted by TheShrike - September 10th, 2010



Posted by TheShrike - July 25th, 2010


I'm pretty much guaranteed to buy a Save Carmine shirt for me & my xbl avatar, but my sentimental side wants to see this through till the end.

It's hard being a Carmine/fan.

Save Carmine or Carmine Must Die?


Posted by TheShrike - April 18th, 2010


I have none.

At first I thought this would be too gimmicky. That it would be just a big iPhone.

And then I had an epiphany.

My "desktop" is plugged into my TV. My "laptop" sits connected to a 22" monitor on my desk. My iPhone, while being on of the best phones I've ever had & having tons of great features, is still primarily a phone.

The iPad might not have flash, but it's what I want in a portable computer.

It's day 7, and I fucking love this thing.

iPad Buyer's Remorse?


Posted by TheShrike - March 31st, 2010


Did I scare you?

Boo.


Posted by TheShrike - October 11th, 2009


Don't Hate.

YO.


Posted by TheShrike - October 8th, 2009


Go rent/stream instantly/buy Man From Earth.

Or just watch it.

It's an interesting movie. One that made me sit back and think for a moment, reflect upon life and this world we live in.

And screw the synopsis. Just watch it.


Posted by TheShrike - October 6th, 2009


I Missed you, photoshop

And so they anthropomorphize animals in silly ways...


Posted by TheShrike - October 5th, 2009


Yes, I could only afford the Web Premium Suite.

Can't wait to install this!

W00T


Posted by TheShrike - October 1st, 2009


I bought CS4 the other day, and I'm going to finally have Photoshop and Flash again.

=3

That's me smiling.

C==3

That's me smiling, while wearing a chef's hat.