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TheShrike
Everyone thinks I'm a liar! Weeell I'm a lot of things: I'm an astronaut, I'm a basketball player...... I'm the President of the Universe with a 14 inch cock, but I'm not a liar.

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Posted by TheShrike - October 6th, 2009


I Missed you, photoshop

And so they anthropomorphize animals in silly ways...


Posted by TheShrike - October 5th, 2009


Yes, I could only afford the Web Premium Suite.

Can't wait to install this!

W00T


Posted by TheShrike - October 1st, 2009


I bought CS4 the other day, and I'm going to finally have Photoshop and Flash again.

=3

That's me smiling.

C==3

That's me smiling, while wearing a chef's hat.


Posted by TheShrike - April 5th, 2009


So, I've been meaning to catch up on stuff that I've missed here in the past year or so. Seen anything worth checking out? Send me a link.


Posted by TheShrike - March 1st, 2008


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Posted by TheShrike - February 24th, 2008


Newgrounds makes my iPhone crash.

=[

Aww


Posted by TheShrike - November 27th, 2007


Yes, I requested to be demodded.

Doesn't make too much sense to have an inactive user with all these special privileges, right?


Posted by TheShrike - November 3rd, 2007


The new dock is cool, in all it's reflective glory, but...

You can't really see what's open without doing an impression of a farsighted geriatric.

SQUINTING. SUCKS.

So, if you'd like to go back to a more classic Dock, try typing this into Terminal:

defaults write com.apple.dock no-glass -boolean YES
----Then, type this:
killall Dock

And you'll have a Dock that doesn't mess with your eyes!
If you should ever want to go back, try NO instead of YES in that first line.


Posted by TheShrike - October 11th, 2007


Just thought I'd make a post.

Yep.


Posted by TheShrike - August 27th, 2007


This past week, I received two items in the mail.

Well, more like 20 or so, but since physical spam shouldn't count... Just 2.

I don't know if they came on the same day or not, since I check my mail weekly.

Anyway.

Two items in the mail.

The first was something I never thought I'd see.

The second was something I was expecting.

The first was a check from the IRS, part of my 2005 tax refund. Yeah, 2005. I never got the original.

The second was a property tax bill from my local county, for my car.

The kicker?

They're the same damn amount.