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    Everyone thinks I'm a liar! Weeell I'm a lot of things: I'm an astronaut, I'm a basketball player...... I'm the President of the Universe with a 14 inch cock, but I'm not a liar.

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    Posted by TheShrike - November 22nd, 2020


    It was a simple gif, seen below. I’d briefly read the rules and decided that it didn’t violate anything egregiously.

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    But apparently, this was deemed by either moderator or admin to warrant deletion. But then I also had a simple public domain image that I’d photoshopped deleted. From 2009.

    I don’t know if the art portal’s rules have changed, but I found that hilarious. It’s been 11 years! 😂

    I also had a good bowel movement today. Ideal consistency, ease of drop, clean. How’s your day been?


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    Posted by TheShrike - November 13th, 2020


    If you're seeing me for the first time in ages, do me a favor if you would. Bump this thread & let's enjoy a laugh or two instead of the depressing reality of political mudslinging.


    https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1459781

    Left or Right, we can all agree...

    that 2020 sucks.

    that Epstein didn't kill himself.

    that the Star Wars sequels were garbage.


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    Posted by TheShrike - November 13th, 2020


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    Posted by TheShrike - April 29th, 2013


    I fell in a hole.

    Sorry about that.


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    Posted by TheShrike - July 25th, 2010


    I'm pretty much guaranteed to buy a Save Carmine shirt for me & my xbl avatar, but my sentimental side wants to see this through till the end.

    It's hard being a Carmine/fan.

    Save Carmine or Carmine Must Die?


    Posted by TheShrike - April 18th, 2010


    I have none.

    At first I thought this would be too gimmicky. That it would be just a big iPhone.

    And then I had an epiphany.

    My "desktop" is plugged into my TV. My "laptop" sits connected to a 22" monitor on my desk. My iPhone, while being on of the best phones I've ever had & having tons of great features, is still primarily a phone.

    The iPad might not have flash, but it's what I want in a portable computer.

    It's day 7, and I fucking love this thing.

    iPad Buyer's Remorse?


    Posted by TheShrike - March 31st, 2010


    Did I scare you?

    Boo.


    Posted by TheShrike - October 11th, 2009


    Don't Hate.

    YO.


    Posted by TheShrike - October 8th, 2009


    Go rent/stream instantly/buy Man From Earth.

    Or just watch it.

    It's an interesting movie. One that made me sit back and think for a moment, reflect upon life and this world we live in.

    And screw the synopsis. Just watch it.