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The classic...

If you visit Newgrounds, and you've never seen this..

You are a n00b.

Wow... I cannot believe I never reviewed this!

That was pretty cool

For future ref-
If you want a movie's quality to be medium, add the following code to the first frame:

_quality = "MEDIUM";

And then you won't have to ask people to do it for you.
I used this trick in my own videogame bitmap movies.

Anyhoo....

Nice movie. Have fun, and make more!

See?

This proves that all you need is a good joke, and the right execution for it.
*falls over laughing*

Awesome

Nice. And I liked the jokes.

Listen, Kiddies! (this is for the math nerds)
Good artwork+funny jokes=score>2

Keep 'em coming
But.. do something about the voice acting.. a little gritty

Wow.

If that was your first flash, I am gonna look forward to seeing more from you.
Nice work.

*Falls over, laughing*

That was great...

Can I have a Mountain Dew?

Not bad

Usually, I blam and write harsh reviews when someone uploads flash movies that are essentially a series of pictures/embedded movies.

But you put effort into this. Good for you.

That was the coolest death scene ever.

RoboCop... Spiderman... Mel Gibson...

I though it was done after that.... LOL

I agree with DLabs_Misteroo

This wasn't done very well. The soundtrack was ok, (who am I to judge your taste in music) but the voice acting was (best simon voice)Terrible. With a capital T. I think I can see the parody you set forth with (I hope that's what it was) and it has some potential to be good, even if it's overdone here on NG.

The fact that you start off in a blue Benz, then end up in a green car, then end up in a purple volvo before switching back to the green car was entirely...
Anyway, The part where you make fun of Tidus was especially nice, and beating Winston Churchill for no apparent reason made me smile (although I cannot imagine why)

I can only hope you will refine your flash technique before your next submission.

PS-
Before responding to this (if you choose to do so)
Go back to 'Newsweek: Why The US Is Frightening'. I left something for you.

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