TheShrike's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ng Parodie]

What can I say?

It doesn't make a lot of sense, unless we assume you're using a slow 14.4 connection. Otherwise, it's just not real funny. Yeah, I saw the joke, but it was only <kinda> funny.

[Helmz Deep]

That was awful.

<best Simon voice>
If I were YOU, I'd never touch Flash again!!!! HORRIBLE.

Seriously. It was that bad. No only did it look like nothing from The Two Towers, it was just a collection of bad sprite rips. Half of the time, the guys who were 'fighting' weren't even hitting each other. It had very little effort put into it, and the best part was the soundtrack, which is that way-overused soundbyte from Requiem for a Dream.

SqEE-Ugh responds:

If i Were U, i would take my dick out of my ass so that i could think clearly and not write people stupid messages

[My Salute]

Yeah, but NOTHING beats Barq's.

It has bite.

[Rival Part 1]

I hate stick movies

But this wasn't too bad.
The artwork was decent, I just wish you'd invested the time to actually draw characters.
Plus, it didn't really hold my attention too well.
And the fact that the only reason it's a Meg large is due to the soundtrack, which coulda been better.

All in all, not bad, but not my cup of tea.

[Attack of the Killer Boob]

It's all about the punchline

That was funny.
BUTT-
you need to clean up some of the drawings and make it flow better. Good work.

[Zelda: Evil Link]

I LOVE VG PARODIES

You got The Guard's Head!!!

[Hamiecarab And Friends 3!]

Not a bad series

but you need to work on the jokes a bit

FDCrew responds:

yeah I guess the next cartoon will be improved

[The Secret of Dr. Mario]

D.A.R.E. to keep Mario off drugs

And he'll try to beach you with a monkey wrench. It's true! he came after me once!

[frame by frame tribute NG]

That was kinda simplistic.

You really should think about elaborating on your thoughts a bit.

[Shower Of Terror : Foamy The Squirrel]

The soundtrack was flawless

That was pretty cool, man.