TheShrike's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Shadowrunner's Day Out]

junk

This was crap the last time you submitted it. Try harder, really. Oh yeah, The only ShadowRun game worth playing was the Genesis version.

[One Ring to Rule ThemAll2]

But what about the pizza?

THE ONE PIZZA TO RULE THEM ALL!!!! huh? What about that?

[iHATEegg episode1]

LOL

Truly ingenius. Wonderful! I LOVE IT

[Negro On A Canoe]

That's mindless

And also a bit offensive. Maybe it wouldn't be if you explained the joke, but what are the chances of that?

the fact that you're proud of the underdog position is amazing to me.

[Explore 1]

No, it isn't a good idea.

And anything made in flash that requires me to right-click wasn't made by a 'haxor'.

Aside from the music, the rest was terrible. And I might add that making anyone wait for a 1.9 Mb file like this is a disgrace and an insult to Tom and Newgrounds.

Razor-Hax0r responds:

1st:Disgrace is the great buildings falling down in the right moment you were born.
2nd:Tom and Newgrounds must be really pity about your Grounds Gold account in NG.
3rd:You are the living proof of what i PITY.
4th:Its my FIRST movie ,Mr. Donkey,
you must be one of that stinky fat TV watching people who never get girlfriends and make professional movies only to show the people and think your THE DUDE.
5th:Good Bye friend,I´ve humiliated U :P

[A new evil]

Sorry, but that sucked.

It'd be better for you to just keep the entire thing as an mpg.
I also kinda think you're missing the point of flash. flash was designed to be a vector graphics animation tool. It WAS NOT designed to be a "movie player" (ie .mov, .avi, .wmv, .mpg). The 3d work is good, but trying to use flash to present this- that's stupid. you'd be better off tracing your own images within flash, then just exporting the result, minus movie frames.

[Atomic Bar episode 3]

AHHHH

I hate to vote so highy on another ayb parody, and on such a clock-ified movie, but <sigh> I guess that's what goes. Wonderful. And I liked some of the little enhancements, too. Very nice. One of the best yet.

[I Love Egg ep.7]

...

These are so cute it makes me sick.
Wow... must... vote... high...

[Newgrounds Museum]

awesome

that was really quite cool. My favorite part was the "What if... Hello gentlemen, all we have captured all of your bases."
Cool. And it was exactly what it said it'd be, so given that, the awesome stills, etc. you get my max vote. but the buttons you use kinda suck, and most don't even show up until rollover. I think this is kind of ironic given that you actually have a small tut in there. Anyway, nice work. kudos.

[Spongebob vs Chris walkin]

That was bad

Sorry, it really was that bad.
I can't believe a 3.8 meg file like this actually made it past the first 100 votes. It was waaaay too big. 3.8 megabytes is for long, complex movies, not 1 picture of spongebob, 1 picture of Christopher Walkin, and bad audio. This shouldn't have been more than a megabyte. if you're going to download a demo of flash, or pirated software, you should at least get a good audio program for it, too. Again, I'm sorry, I just can't justify voting higher than 1 on this. You only get points for the rather good CW voice acting, but it annoys me to no end that this file is so large for so little content!