TheShrike's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Link's Quest For Ass]

That was pretty funny

Haw haw haw
Long live NES!

[Nigerian Exchange]

Racist pig

I live in the DC metro area, and I know AT LEAST 5 people from Ethiopia, 2 from Mali, and 3 From Nigeria.
Just because their countries aren't as developed as ours doesn't mean they're fucking retarded.
African Detroit Cop was ok because it involved HUMOR. This movie came off more like an insult than anything else.

Lenardo responds:

Yea I'm a racist pig because this cartoon was about how people from Nigeria are retarded...right... How do you know that I'm not from Nigeria? It's not allowed to make a cartoon about someone from a different country not knowing about the culture of America? In no way did this show that he was "fucking retarded", he just didn't know anything about America. If you wanna know who's really fucking retarded...its you for assuming such things.

[Boogie Down]

That was funny...

The first time the appearance of a cock on NG has ever made me smile.
5.

[Mario vs Classic Mario]

not bad

Next time, try using .gif images with transparency on in your movies. They look cleaner, and when they're larger than 100% in the movie, they still look like big sprites, not all blurry. Check out my Deleted Scenes #1&2 to see what I mean.
Not bad.

[Dirty Pop]

...

You guys are nothing but a bunch of fruits.

[L]

Not a clock fan, but...

I'm not fond of the clocks at all, and there are many things aabout them I despise.
But Orange Clock, you did an excelent job.
I usually only review movies I dislike, but every now and then, there is a gem. This is a gem.

And I'm really not suprised. You seem to be one of the few clocks with any redeeming value at all, and your movies have shown progress and ingenuity as each new one is relased.

if only the rest of the crew were citrus, I might not mind the cc menace.

Good job. Kudos.

[NotAnotherAnti-ClockMovie]

=]

Best Anti-Clock Movie EVER.

["Car-Launching" Drunk]

And what if he had died?

Ok, there were several points in the movie that were funny, but mostly after the end credits. Drunk driving isn't a joke.. I lost a friend that way.
So it could've been a 10 for humor, but I think the way you joke about the drunk driving is sick.
And you get no points for audio because you dissed sublime (pee-wee??), and nothing is in sync. Not even playing on my 1.6 Ghz computer at low quality

[UFO crash]

That was fairly bad

an ok joke and bad artwork.. you get points for the soundtrack, tho

[Mario`s Revenge]

Not bad

That was cool, but I can't help but wonder why not use the bombs from the mario series instead of the fireball...