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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ...Not.

And what imaginary plane of existance did this take place in? Backwordsland?

[generic compliment], but...

Your text boxes are shit. You can barely read them. And you might as well have not included buttons for the textboxes, 'cause they were so fucking tiny, as to be nearly impossible to click.

Try and make the text boxes fit the overall feel of the movie, and drop the buttons to procede. Just let the text hang for a second or two, then move on. No one likes clicking-through, especially when it's damn near impossible to see the button you're trying to click.

Otherwise, good job. Not really anything breakthrough, but a good job.

I don't know how many times I've said this...

IF YOU'RE GOING TO DISABLE THE RIGHT-CLICK MENU, ALLOW USERS TO TOGGLE QUALITY, DAMNIT.

There's usually no good reason to leave it out, anyway.

flash-hounds responds:

sorry

ELL OH ELL

That was an awesome parody. Kudos!

My only suggestion is a better preloader... the one you have kind of sucks. You could use the NG preloader. Other than that, awesome job.

Best crude humor I've seen this week.

I loved how it did everything I didn't expect it to do. Well, it did do some things I expected. But I still enjoyed being caught off gaurd by what could have easily been a mediocre flash. Good work!

LOL

That was the funniest thing I've seen all day. =D

If you really did do it in one day, you should animate more.

Woo-Hoo!

Another reference to the floating Isle of Mandango!

MORE! MORE!

Your work is awesome, and your style is so unique! You rock!

Not bad at all.

I only have two suggestions:

Change the fonts used in the narration. Whatever you're using right now is too hard to read, especially when the text is on screen for such a short amount of time.

Also, you need to either set the quality yourself (it isn't hard, try asking in the flash forum here), or provide the user with a means to change the quality on the fly, without opening the right-click menu.

Michelangelo responds:

here is what makes it ironic, in my last episode viewers said the pacing was too slow and one guy supposedly said that he could read one piece of dailogue numerous of times within a 5 sec scene...so for an example i would change that 5 sec. scene to a 3 sec. scene to accompany the fast readers, just to find out it was a little too fast in the end results. its hard to trying to find the right amount of viewing without over doing it, regardlessly thanks for your comment and appreciation...lol, i guess it will have to be 4 sec next time :)
also, i went and found out on how to change the quality myself so that was helpful, thanks :D

Completely off base.

You movie tells people do exactly what the Fulps warn against doing, mainly unfair voting practices.

Potski responds:

Wrong. }--{
If you want to insult me, do it by email and not by review, don't embarrass youself.

Misguided or Common Sense Advice, Nothing New

You did it again, man. =[

Looks like this time you managed to include less misleading info, but the quiz at the end was still ridiculous. And also wrong. #5... I didn't learn jack from this flash.

And ditch the goddamn audio already. 4 Megabytes for this just so I have to mute my computer's speakers when it loads? This file would have been under 200k without that damn song. ZERO FOR AUDIO. Understand? If you're going to BLOAT the filesize with some silly song, you should include a means of muting it >WITHIN THE FLASH<. Heheh... guess what I just did? I just talked about something your flash doesn't have. AND YOU TOLD ME NOT TO!!! OEH NOE!!!

These guides of yours get on my nerves mainly because they all feel half-baked, and don't provide any new info. Or they provide misguided info. Or they blatantly provide only your opinion.

>=[

Potski responds:

Tut Tut Tut. For an experianced NG user that is one bad opinion/review. I cry for you, then start work.

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