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Not bad for a day's work.

You should try doing a collaborative effort, get some other people to pledge to flash for 24 hours straight.

The music fit, but it really pissed me off when it just abruptly ended at the end. I'd suggest using a song that fits the length of the flash, or planning the flash to last at least as long as the song.

The animation was decent, so overall, not a bad job!

MindProject responds:

I feel the same way about the ending. That collab idea sounds like a good idea. I might just have to try that next time. It would be interesting to have everyone agree to do something similar to this and keep a log.

That sucked.

You're completely off base on so many things... And lumping the politics forum in with C&C? L-A-M-E. Almost as lame as the music, which I wish I could disable.

The fact that you lump politics in with C&C shows you don't know enough about the BBS to make some tutorial, guide or quiz about it.

Actually, Quiz Question #2 says it all:
Q:Wut wuz ur most embarrasing moment?
A:Make up a cool embarrasing moment, and pretend it's true

Obvious grammar errors aside, that's a crock of shit.

And saying you should refer to the mods as 'sir'? Jeeze. Get over it. Mods are people, too.

Meh. You get points for effort, but not many.

Potski responds:

Hooray for effort. I said you 'can' reffer to mods as sir OR their real name. I can call you sir if I wanted. The quiz wasn't the best, but as I described below, I had a reason. Thanks for the review sir.

LOL

I've never been to a Carl's, or seen one of their commercials, but what you have here is the closest thing to comedy genius I have seen this week. Make more. =]

Gimme a break.

nearly 4 Megs for this? SHEESH. This is a steaming turd of a movie, and while it isn't entirely blam-worthy, I could think of a million ways it could be better.

But I'm only going to list a few.

1) Get rid of the HIGH QUALITY on the background music. That is half the reason why this file's size is so HUGE. You can reduce the audio quality to get a smaller file. Now, you might argue that the high-quality audio lends to the overall value of the movie, but let's just be honest. The movie is bad. The music isn't yours. And I would have given you at least a two if you had compressed the audio. As it stands, I gave you a zero.

2) The rough soundbytes of bart speaking don't fit with the action (with the exception of 'aye carumba!'), and their low quality sounds even worse when played over the high quality BG music I just went on a rant about. And the voice acting for who/whatever that other thing was didn't fit at all, and was completely indecepherable.

3) You have a long way to go if you want to make any claymation movies worth watching. For example, in this movie, it looks like bart zips around on his board, then takes some pac-man ghosts to a rastafarian before skating off again. Why not try sticking to original characters?

That's some very smooth animation!

Awesome lil flick. It is obvious you put a lot of effort into it.
I liked the alt ending, too. Nice touch.

Interesting...

But also a little to easily misunderstood. I wonder how many people thought this was a serious flash?

In any event, it was well done, so you get props for that.

OGM CONSPIRACIE!!!!1

LOL

Thanks! That made my day. =]

Not bad....

The girl with the red hair... what? You say? That's a GUY?
The style is interesting, and you get points for that, but all of the characters look extremely androgynous.

Extremely androgynous. Ok? I can suggest a million ways to remedy that (smaller eyes, bigger arms, a different hair style...), but you're the artist, so I leave it to you to find something that you'd be satisfied with.

The sound is alright, but I kept thinking a little more background noise (music?) would be nice. Also, the 'secret button' doesn't work for me. Even after reloading, it didn't work.

Having said all that, Please... FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.... OR CHEETOHS, IF YOU'RE AN ATHIEST... DON'T DISABLE THE FLASH MENU! Seriously. It's annoying to have to watch a flash over again because you were distracted by someone or something in the middle of the movie. If you're going to disable the menu, at least give the user an out. Provide a set of play, pause, rewind buttons or something.

HAHAHAH

This is the funniest thing I have seen in weeks!

Kudos!

Here's a handy lil tip for you:

On that last frame, the one with the morals...
Add this action to the layer:
stop();

Everyone thinks I'm a liar! Weeell I'm a lot of things: I'm an astronaut, I'm a basketball player...... I'm the President of the Universe with a 14 inch cock, but I'm not a liar.

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